Georgian-era Enthusiasts Gifts

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

King George I

Sundial Time

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Giant Monster in Bath

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Biliard Enthusiast

Old Book Smell

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Alexander Pope

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Men talking about the boots of the period

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Islington Angels.

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Hollywood 1860 - "The Dickens screenplay's good but I'd like to bring in Thackery for a rewrite.."

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Kids today

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

Mummies for Dummies

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

Visit a Place in your Past...

Vampire afternoon tea.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'