Georgian Era Aficionado Gifts

'Market Day'- House of Lords Members awaiting Patronage

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

Rape of the Lock- The Baron's Prayer

A georgian woman

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

King George I

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Fun (circa 1955)

'New Game'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?