Georgian Enthusiast Gifts

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Do me next."

King George I

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Ivan Turgenev

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Clandestine cows.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Get a life!"

'What's oriole sex'

French Street.

"That's a plumage don't."

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'