Georgian Style Aficionado Pillows

A dancing man in a period costume

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Austin Powers

Four Horsemen.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Dang clip ons!

"Happy New Year!"

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

A couple promenading in the fashionable dress of 1795

"Is that what you're wearing??"

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Dracula gets his mail.