George Clooney Fan Gifts

"And how would you like your steak?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Tiger Costume

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

East End Maps.

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Only Clowns

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"What? Too soon?"

Senseless clowning around

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'I called in serious today.'

'It's lonely at the big top.'