George Clooney Fan Mugs

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Bryan Ferry

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Tiger Costume

East End Maps.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Birth Cake

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'I called in serious today.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Senseless clowning around

"What? Too soon?"

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'It's lonely at the big top.'