Geometric Abstraction Admirer Gifts

"Perhaps we should give this Mondrian chap some wall space..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Reading my Critics

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Surreal ale

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

I painted them all from memory.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Football

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Life and Death

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."