Geolocation Geek Gifts

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The High Line at Giza

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Be open to help.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Recalculating

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Pyramids exploding.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"You have reached the edge of town."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Vladimir Putin

Elephant and Castle

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

Tiny people.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

"We've been annexed to China."

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

Weather forecast

Recalculating!

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Canada's Undefended Border.