Geocaching Gurus T-Shirts

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

Snowmen Around The World...

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Mine's camper."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Internet Restaurant

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Computer tech support sacred offering

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Zero gravity ahead.

Repairing the UFO

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

robot in car

Virtual Lap Dancing

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'