Geocaching Guru T-Shirts

"Hey! This isn't geocache ... It says, 'Dad and I finally tricked you into getting out of your house'."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

How Glaciations Begin

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Biker At Museum

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Never forget the magic asterisk...

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Cartoon computer

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."