Geocaching Guru T-Shirts

"Hey! This isn't geocache ... It says, 'Dad and I finally tricked you into getting out of your house'."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

How Glaciations Begin

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

Biker At Museum

"Mine's camper."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Never forget the magic asterisk...

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."