Geocaching Gurus Gifts

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Internet Restaurant

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Computer tech support sacred offering

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Repairing the UFO

robot in car

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Big RV Camping

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Zero gravity ahead.