Gentry Admirer Gifts

Snobbish gentlemen

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

The wine-shop

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Genie Barbecue.

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Your angel is always with you

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

Two sea otters with smartphones

Naomi Osaka