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Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

New music conference

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Chicken soup books

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Sex Section in the Library

Military history

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Skinhead guppy.

"See a trend?"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.