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"In my defense, you DID ask to look like James Dean."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Freia and her golden apples

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"But wait, there's more."

Mermaids

Bigfoot Research Center

Peter

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Klytaemnestra

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

Aeneas

Brunhilda

Krampus

Lake monster? No, I'm just taking a bath!

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

'You're not how I imagined Bigfoot.'

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

'Could you please read me a story without a bear or a wolf in it?'