Generational Culture Pillows

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Pre-Old Blues

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1971... 2015..."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

In the Year 2525

The Ageing Process.

Bubbies and technology

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

"From rocker to rocker."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

The Crummiest Generation

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Millennial

'The Ascent of Trousers'