Generational Culture Pillows

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1971... 2015..."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

The Ageing Process.

"From rocker to rocker."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

The Crummiest Generation

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Millennial

'The Ascent of Trousers'