Generation X Champion Gifts

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

High Five

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"All right. Time to grow up."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Vaccine Iceberg

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

"Please, Miss, can I go empty my colostomy bag?"

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

Thank You to Vaccination Team

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."