Generation Jumper Gifts

"Boomerlennial."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Trivia/Great Literature.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Baby boomers anthem.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

"At least see who the author is."

Millennial

"I'll have someone from my generation get in touch with someone from your generation."

They never even knew...

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

'I have to admit, it's an impressive resume!'

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

A new game show called Paid Off will relieve a contestants student loan debt - if they win.

Mall rat. Rug rat.

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."