Generation Jumper Pillows

"Boomerlennial."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Baby boomers anthem.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

Millennial

"At least see who the author is."

"I'll have someone from my generation get in touch with someone from your generation."

They never even knew...

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

Generation X-Employed

'I have to admit, it's an impressive resume!'

'Nice! Playing in the streets like I used to do.'

"I'm going to be a great grandmother."

A new game show called Paid Off will relieve a contestants student loan debt - if they win.

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'