Genealogy Buff Gifts

'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most.

Rodneys family tree was a lot shorter than most

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

"Of course you look like both your father and me ... what did you expect?"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"This is your great-grandmother Juana. She used to gossip about every member of the family! It's a long family tradition."

'...and that's my great-great-great uncle Wilbur. He died of smoke inhalation when his mustache caught on fire.'

"Not one of the Dartford Warblers?"

'I'm here about a drunken uncle.'

The best time capsules are our children.

'Sorry, but I can't see a family resemblance...'

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"I'll bet he's got your personality."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.