Gene Patent Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for your gene patent enthusiast friend or colleague? Discover witty, clever products that highlight their fascination with genetics and patents. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these items are designed to inspire and amuse. Whether they're involved in biotech or just love the science of DNA, our unique collection offers something special to match their interest. Surprise them with a gift that speaks to their scientific passion and clever wit.

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"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

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"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery." mockup

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

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Gene Therapy

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'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.' mockup

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

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'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.' mockup

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

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'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.' mockup

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

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"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel." mockup

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

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'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!' mockup

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

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'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.' mockup

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

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Some genetically engineered pig

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'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.' mockup

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

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'No, actually THIS invented me!'

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'Happy New Ear!'

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"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes." mockup

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

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'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.' mockup

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

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A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones. mockup

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

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Gene Expression

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Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

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