Gene Expression Pillows

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The devil you know and his plus one

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Nuts to you, too."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

The Elephant in the Womb

"Dogs are men."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Freedom of the Press

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Medical Cabinet

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Sharp Eyes

Je Suis Charlie

S**t Threw a Goose

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Quiet Quitting

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"