Expression Mimics Pillows

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

S**t Threw a Goose

Je Suis Charlie

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Rowing machine on a river.

Quiet Quitting

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"Don't repeat this."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Mastering political faces.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads