Medic Mimic Pillows

Performance.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Rowing machine on a river.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

"So, that's an extra - large pizza, burger, fries, a large milkshake and an echocardiogram..."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

A Cow Reversing

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Policemen marching

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Call of the Domesticated.