Expression Analyzer Pillows

"I'm hitting a wall."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Je Suis Charlie

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Museum of Natural Cliches

S**t Threw a Goose

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Devil in the detail

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Quiet Quitting