Language Expressions Pillows

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Nuts to you, too."

The devil you know and his plus one

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Sauce for the Goose

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

The Elephant in the Womb

"Dogs are men."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Men can show their emotions!

Giraffe Selfie

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Whatever!

Sharp Eyes

Je Suis Charlie

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

S**t Threw a Goose

Book Worm