Language Expressions Prints

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Joined at the hipster.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The devil you know and his plus one

"Nuts to you, too."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Sauce for the Goose

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

The Elephant in the Womb

Men can show their emotions!

Giraffe Selfie

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Dogs are men."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Whatever!

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Sharp Eyes

S**t Threw a Goose

Je Suis Charlie

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Book Worm