Gene Expression T-Shirts

"My gene expression changed."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The devil you know and his plus one

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Joined at the hipster.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

The Elephant in the Womb

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Dogs are men."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Freedom of the Press

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Sharp Eyes

S**t Threw a Goose

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Medical Cabinet

Je Suis Charlie

An English and French student converse.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Quiet Quitting

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.