Genders Gifts

Adam was okay, but I like version 2.0!

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"How is it gendered?"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."