Gender Rights Gifts

First Woman on the Moon

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Rainbow Quartet

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Roe v. Wade

Wal-Mart Ruling

Same Sex Marriages.

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."