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The First Generation X President?

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

George Michael

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

Teddy Time Bears

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Flava Superba

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'My first tattoo...'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Mick Jagger at 95.

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

'Creative right?'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

The Deli Counter

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."