Gen X Nostalgia Buff Mugs

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

Teddy Time Bears

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Flava Superba

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'My first tattoo...'

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'Creative right?'

The Deli Counter

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"