Generation X Enthusiasts Mugs

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Driverless Car

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."