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Zodiac, Inc. Employee of the month. Gemini.

Cat Nip.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Leonardo's first drawing

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Genie Barbecue.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Candle Moment

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Evolution of God. . .

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

I'm your biggest fan.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Hubble Telescope

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

"I can grant you any wish, but in all cases a completely incompetent person will take credit for saving the day."

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"I'm good thanks."

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

'Well it looks like the skull fracture is fixed up nicely. However, the broken leg will require a rather different procedure.'

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

Cornucopia of space