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Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Goddess

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Different kinds of car rides

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Genie Barbecue.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

God playing with dolls.

'That's what we evolved from.'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Santa Meets Godzilla

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"Hands up!"

It was an expensive treatment, but it feels so good to be barnacle-free...

"I can grant you any wish, but in all cases a completely incompetent person will take credit for saving the day."

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

Emo Snail

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"I think that one's a male."