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Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Goddess

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Different kinds of car rides

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Genie Barbecue.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

God playing with dolls.

'That's what we evolved from.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"I can grant you any wish, but in all cases a completely incompetent person will take credit for saving the day."

"Hands up!"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

It was an expensive treatment, but it feels so good to be barnacle-free...

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

Emo Snail

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

"I think that one's a male."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'