Gemini Admirer Prints

Cat Nip.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

Genie Barbecue.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

I'm your biggest fan.

Hubble Telescope

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

"He's living his life in a vacuum."

"I can grant you any wish, but in all cases a completely incompetent person will take credit for saving the day."

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

'Wow! She's one gorgeous looking slug!'

"Not more 'me time'?"

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

"I'm good thanks."

Cornucopia of space