Genie Admirers Prints

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"I finally get to make a wish."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'What is it now, Miller?'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Leonardo's first drawing

Genie Barbecue.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

Candle Moment

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"Again with the wishes? I do and do for you all I ever hear is 'I wish this. I wish that. Gimme, gimme, gimme'!"

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.