Geeky Gourmet T-Shirts

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The Origins of Everything

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Quartet of chefs.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Sandwich snob.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Chinese Novel Cookie

Pizza-Matic

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."