Geeky Gourmet Pillows

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Origins of Everything

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Quartet of chefs.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Sushi Train Spotters

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

Sandwich snob.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

'Now watch and listen!'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!