Geek Culture Advocate Gifts

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Sexual chemistry set

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alpha males through the ages!