Gator Wrestler Gifts

'Need the pliers, Fred?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Future Wrestler

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

How You Know It's Spring...

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

'They must be trash fish!'

Gatorade!

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

Gators Being Covered in Peopleaid.

A professional wrestlers prepares to

"I see you went to college on a wrestling scholarship."

'I can't decide which of you gets the promotion, so fight it out.'

'Increasing resistance.'

'Frank, were those our golf balls or the 'gator's eggs?'

Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer.

Feed the Gators.

"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

'With all the paperwork it's a 50 hour week, of course you'll need a few more hours to see some clients.'