Gatekeeper Buff T-Shirts

Let them wear their gatekeeper pride! Our witty t-shirts with creative cartoon designs are ideal for anyone who loves guarding and entertaining, making every outing a fun statement.

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'Do you have a reservation?'

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"All we have left is standing room only."

"All we have left is standing room only." mockup

"All we have left is standing room only."

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Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?' mockup

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

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"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having." mockup

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

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To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password mockup

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

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Our 4 Branches of Government

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"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself." mockup

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

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"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!" mockup

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

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'We need someone on the outside.' mockup

'We need someone on the outside.'

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'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.' mockup

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

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'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.' mockup

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

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"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?" mockup

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

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Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete mockup

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

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'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.' mockup

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

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Doorman for the Three Little Pigs mockup

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

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'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.' mockup

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

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Heaven Security Checks.

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"Go on in. You're the first onslaught." mockup

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

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"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here." mockup

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

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"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!" mockup

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

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'I don't care who you have a note from!'

'I don't care who you have a note from!' mockup

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

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"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand." mockup

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

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Folsom Prison - A Gated Community mockup

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

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"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week." mockup

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

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"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."

"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government." mockup

"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."

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Beware Of The Hog...

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'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.' mockup

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

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"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury." mockup

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

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Freedom of information

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'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!' mockup

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

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"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore." mockup

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

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Gatekeeper Buff T-Shirts Collection

Gatekeeper Buff Mugs

Explore our full range of gatekeeper-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for the guard in your life.

Gatekeeper Buff Pillows

Browse our gatekeeper-themed pillows and add a fun, cozy touch to their living space, celebrating their guarding spirit with humor.

Gatekeeper Buff Prints

Find the perfect gatekeeper cartoon prints to decorate any space and bring a smile to the face of the proud guard.