Gastroenterologist Pillows

Boston Gastroenterology Clinic: 'No, I don't have an accent. I said your appointment was too farty.'

'Looks like the doctor confirmed my diagnosis. It's not just your bowel. Everything about you is irritable.'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'That's the worst case of acid reflux I've ever seen!'

'This stool softner should do the trick.'

"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'OK, Mr Smith, we're ready for your colonscopy!'

'I have the results of your liver scan. You don't have all your ducts in a row.'

'Sir, the drive-thru colonoscopy center is next door - but good for you for having it done.'

Colonoscopy.

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

"Oh yes, Mr Celiac disease. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a bowel biopsy."

'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'

"Who's the one with irritable bowels?"

'You've got irritable bowel.'

Tapeworm: 'ARRGH! RUN for it LENNY! IT'S an ENEMA!!'

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"I told you to see someone about your bloating!"

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

You Are Here

"You must see someone about your problem."

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"We're going to need to discuss the results of your upper G.I."

Drs Fong Dentistry and Gastroenterology: Orifice Hours.

Fart Sample.

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

"Now, this is going to feel like I'm sticking my finger up your a*s."

Man enters Gastroenterologist's and has two doors: "Spleen Vent" and "Gut Check"