Irritable Vowel Syndrome
Gastrologist Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with cozy pillows featuring witty insights about the world of gastroenterology—a delightful way to decorate their home or office.
Counting ribs
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
"I'm afraid you could go at any time."
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'
"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."
"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"
"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."
'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.
'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'
Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!
"Please don't kill me."
"How's the salmon?"
An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.
Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.
"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"
"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."
"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."
Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.
"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."
60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...
'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'
"Carpe pizza"
"Who ordered the moose en croute?"
Happy hour.
"I'm unable to process this image."
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."
In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'
'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'
Gastrologist Pillows Collection
Gastrologist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for gastroenterologists—humorous, witty, and perfect for their daily coffee ritual.
Gastrologist Prints
Discover stylish prints that celebrate the field of gastroenterology—ideal for decorating their workspace with a humorous touch.
Gastrologist T-Shirts
Browse our collection of T-shirts that add humor to your gastroenterologist friend's wardrobe—fun designs for daily wear or special occasions.