Gas Passer T-Shirts

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Oil shock.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Dear oh dear, what cowboy did this then?'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Losing Money on Gas.

Helium Parachute

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.'

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Oil Cuts.

Helium (tanker truck)

Office of the Football Coach

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

Woman misunderstanding when man asks her what kind of gas meter she has

'Lambeth Gasworks'