Gas Passer T-Shirts

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Oil shock.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Dear oh dear, what cowboy did this then?'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Helium Parachute

Losing Money on Gas.

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

'I'm normally optimistic, but here lately, every time I look at the gas gauge, it's half empty.'

Oil Cuts.

Helium (tanker truck)

Office of the Football Coach

'Lambeth Gasworks'

'I think that'll do!' says man to attendent filling up car, as car burps.

'You're three hours late with no explanations...congratulations, you've passed.'