Garlic Connoisseur Gifts

"I think I'll have the steak with garlic sauce...."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Cheeze Wiz.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

The Main Types of Cheese

"I come here for the pepper."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Cheese

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

The Running of the Brie

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

this bordeaux speaks for itself