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'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Which one is named after me?'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Don Quixote

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

We're With Stupid

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"It's called being preemptive."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Rocket to the Moon

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

The chosen few

Astronaut

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.