Garden Villain Gifts

Sinister birdfeeder

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Botany Baby!

Bumble Bee

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted