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Sinister birdfeeder

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cat in a tank...

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Botany Baby!

Bumble Bee

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

I love my dog!

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'