Garden-to-office Champion Gifts

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

'it's the field office.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

The Golfer Gardener

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

Devil watering tails.

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

Flowers' AGM.

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

Easter egg tree.

Unwanted Guests

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Please use both sides of the paper.

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Effective leadership means more than telling people to do as they're told."

These little monthly sales contests are a great way to create friendly competition."

"Smathers is missing again? Shake his Fica tree."

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'

"I've decided to eat healthy, so I'm growing a garden in my office. It also reduces the stress caused by working here."

'And if you don't fancy those jobs to do in the garden this weekend, there's always the golf course.'