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'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

"So I can eat better here at work."

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"So I can eat better here at work."

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'it's the field office.'

The Golfer Gardener

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

Devil watering tails.

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

Flowers' AGM.

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

Easter egg tree.

Flower Show Information. What brings my favorite and only son-in-law here? I'm keeping my nursery up to date on best horticultural practices

Please use both sides of the paper.

"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

Unwanted Guests

"Smathers is missing again? Shake his Fica tree."

"Effective leadership means more than telling people to do as they're told."

These little monthly sales contests are a great way to create friendly competition."

"I've decided to eat healthy, so I'm growing a garden in my office. It also reduces the stress caused by working here."

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'